The Realities Of A Smear Test

So the event usually starts in the waiting room. You walk in and take a look around at all the other women waiting to have their vaginas prodded at and you can't help but have visions of their fannies in your head. You don't want them in your head, but you can't help it as …

9 Ways To Create A Rod For Your Own Back

Nobody wants to create a rod for their own back. Ugh God forbid your children actually grow up to feel safe and well attached to their parents. What kind of world would that be? The downside to creating a rod for your own back is your child or baby MAY be a happy and content …

Things I No Longer Believe About Parenting

Before I was pregnant, before I even fathomed the idea of looking after a human spawn, I used to think that parenting was a walk in the park. I used to see toddlers and children throwing tantrums in public and think '*ugh* Why can't parents just control their kid?' Now, I look at the parent …

10 Things I Love About My Baby

*DISCLAIMER, the word 'cute' features in this blog post a lot* I love my baby. That's probably a good thing, right? I mean, there's a lot of things that make us good-parent material, and I'd say loving your child is probably up there in the top 10, at least. There are so many things that …

10 hilarious memes that every mum can relate to

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This Is What Bed Time With A Baby Looks Like

I think all mums have gone through this at some point, unless you're one of those rare breeds who have baby who sleeps 12 hours a night every night without fail. (And if that's you then... in the nicest possible way, I don't want to know.) Until recently, Freddie would get tired around 6pm, so …