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How To Have A Really Happy And Fun Half Term

May 30, 2018Leave a comment

  Go To The Beach This will be a really lovely, relaxing day for all the family to enjoy. Im joking, you'll be a chain smoker and alcoholic by the end of the day due to how stressful the occassion of going to the beach is with a 3 year old. All will start quite … Continue reading How To Have A Really Happy And Fun Half Term

Toddler’s First Cinema Trip (ad)

March 22, 2018March 22, 2018Leave a comment

The fantasy: it's going to be lovely, peaceful and mesmerising & at worst he may fall asleep which will just mean I can watch the film in peace.... The reality: well fuck that, I'm never doing that again unless it involves a glass of wine, VIP seats and an 18 rated movie. When Vue cinema … Continue reading Toddler’s First Cinema Trip (ad)

The Truth Behind Chickenpox

March 19, 20185 Comments

I heard that each individual chicken pox that is on your child represents every sin you've ever committed as a parent. For example the time you gave your 1000% baby led weaned 7 month old an Ella's kitchen pouch. (This by the way means that your child is no longer baby led weaned whatsoever as … Continue reading The Truth Behind Chickenpox

The Realities Of Parenting

March 16, 2018March 16, 2018Leave a comment

Before I had Freddie I had this idea of what parenting was going to be like. It was going to be a calm, zen, natural and peaceful experience for all involved! Yeah I see my parents at the back there laughing at me because they know it didn't exactly go that way from the get … Continue reading The Realities Of Parenting

The Misfortunes of Freddie

March 2, 2018Leave a comment

It all started on a Tuesday. Freddie doesn't have nursery on a Tuesday. Mummy doesn't like Tuesdays. Mummy asked Freddie what he would like for breakfast. The options included toast with marmite or cereal or scrambled eggs. SWEETIES demanded Freddie. No darling it's 5:45 in the morning you are not having sweeties. Freddie's self harming … Continue reading The Misfortunes of Freddie

The Realities Of A Smear Test

January 22, 2018January 22, 2018Leave a comment

So the event usually starts in the waiting room. You walk in and take a look around at all the other women waiting to have their vaginas prodded at and you can't help but have visions of their fannies in your head. You don't want them in your head, but you can't help it as … Continue reading The Realities Of A Smear Test

Dismantle the toddler-archy

January 20, 2018January 20, 2018Leave a comment

WARNING: Please read this at the risk of your own health. May make uptight humour-lacking people gasp. Anyone else have a very lovely, beautiful, monstrous, soul destroying little treasure  for a toddler? If your delightful cooing child has not reached this stage then ha ha ha ha ha ha good luck. Like I love him … Continue reading Dismantle the toddler-archy

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